Sooo. I just started this blog, don't ask me why.. I don't actually think I have anything super amazing to say but I kept seeing posts on Pinterest about blogging and I figured why not right!? Sounds like it could be fun. To be honest one of three things is probably going to happen:
1. No one will read this anyway and it will be a complete waste of my time. But hey I tried right!?
2. People will actually read it and I'll become super famous and get invited to be on Ellen. (Don't worry Dee I'll take you with me *dee is obsessed with Ellen* )
3. My ADD will kick in and I'll get bored of writing on here all the time and the 3 fans I have will become super depressed I stopped writing and I'll feel guilty.
Here's a confession (I'll probably be making a lot of these on here so prepare yourself) I have no idea what a blog is for. I have no idea what I'm supposed to talk about or do or anything. (I'll do some research or something) 15 minutes ago I had a great idea to start this thing and I asked my friends opinions on what I should name it and then didn't go with their vote anyway. I should admit now that I'm an asshole.. But like a nice asshole. And while I'm admitting things I should probably say that I swear a lot... So don't let small children read this? I should also admit that I'm terrible with grammar and punctuation and I'll probably have a million run on sentences. So if your the one person who happens to read this and comments about shitty writing style please keep in mind that I don't care.
I should probably tell you (if there is a you reading this lol) *well my friend Alyssa promised she would read it * who I am .. I'm Ashley. I'm 28, married (more on that later), and we have 2 beautiful lovely smart kind wild evil children (you know the type im talking about). Our daughter is 9 and our son is 7. Much more on them later I'm sure of it. And if your a super smarty pants you've already done the math and figured out I had my daughter when I was 19. Yep I sure did. So if your a teen mom hater please feel free to leave now. We have a dog and cat. That's a whole nother post (rolls eyes)
I have no idea what this blog will be about.. My life probably? It's pretty entertaining .. Well at least to other people I'm sure.. Maybe I'll include how to bake a cake from scratch using only tree bark and an egg.. Or maybe I'll teach you how to be the best mom ever .. Or maybe I'll just use this as a public diary since Facebook has gotten on my nerves. Who knows.
I think this enough for a first post .. I dunno .. My fingers are starting to hurt cause I'm typing this on my phone because my son lost my lap top .. Again... So I'm going to try and figure what I'm supposed to do on here and hope that someone besides Alyssa reads this.
Insert catchy tag line for leaving here (I'll need to think of one later)
